Funny Run-Ins with the Cops

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Some run-ins with the law can be hilarious. Even in some serious situation, the humor is still there. In many cases, these humorous acts are tied to intoxication, but some of them are not. Here are some that you may or may not find to be funny.

The Missing Tire

The police got a call at eight o’clock in the morning from an anonymous source on January 15, 2016 that there was an erratic motorist driving and that the vehicle had a heavy damage to the front end. The car was traveling eastbound and when the police tracked down the vehicle, it was discovered that the two headlights were inoperable and only three tires were functioning on the vehicle. The passenger side of the vehicle had its front tire missing and the car was practically driving on that particular rim. Once the vehicle came to a halt at the prompting of the police, it was noticed that the driver had dried blood on the right arm and blood was seen throughout the interior of the vehicle. The police officer noticed an obvious stench of alcohol on the woman’s breath as she spoke. The ambulance was called, but in the meantime, upon questioning, the woman told the police that the damage to her vehicle had occurred a long time ago – in fact from the summer before. As for the missing tire, she had lost the tire at one point during the summer. She tried to avoid any additional questions from the police and seemed agitated. The police placed the woman under arrest and took her to the hospital. She began to yell and scream once she got there, trying to get out of the handcuffs on her wrists. She refused to take the breathalyzer test. The police cited her for driving in an unsafe vehicle without one tire and without headlights on. She was also cited for driving with a suspended license and while she was intoxicated. However, what topped it all was the single tire that the woman said was missing from the car since the previous summer.

Red Chili Pepper

On January 6, 2016, a resident got home after a short stay out of town. When he got home he noticed twenty red chili peppers around the upstairs toilet in the bathroom. Only one person was in the home while he was away and that was the construction worker. When the officer interrogated the construction worker, he said that he had noticed the chili peppers, but considered that they had fallen from the plant that was at the back of the toilet.

Discovering the Arrest Warrant

On January 8, 2016, police responded to a call from a man, saying that he was locked out of his vehicle. When police got to the scene and checked the man’s driver’s license, they found that he had an arrest warrant with the Brooklyn police. They arrested him. He should have called a locksmith.

Stealing Botox

A woman got Botox done and then refused to pay the bill for the cosmetic procedure. Police was called to the scene and found out that this was not the first time that this 31 year old had done this. She had gone from one cosmetic clinic to the next to get Botox done. She had told the staff in the clinic -after the procedure was done – that she had to run to her car for her credit card to pay the bill and then twenty minutes later, they had discovered that she had not returned. At one time, she had paid one doctor with a $900 check, which later bounced. She was found and arrested for stealing Botox.

8 Memes That Accurately Describe How Your Adulthood is Going So Far

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Let’s face it. Adulting is hard. And you’re not always super great at it.

 

 

  • For That Time of the Month

 

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No, the OTHER worst time of the month. The one where you seriously consider living in a box.

 

  1. For When You Successfully Navigate a Minor Crisis

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You successfully realized that you needed to file your taxes… BEFORE they were due. You successfully avoided calling your coworker a “doody-head” out loud. Be proud. You adulted. And yes; it’s totally enough for one day. Mission accomplished.

 

  1. For Every Holiday Spent With Family

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The minute you’re deemed old enough to function (which is a lie) this question is the first thing you hear from your relatives at every Thanksgiving, Christmas, or reunion. To everyone’s Aunt Diane: we fully expect to die alone, surrounded by semi-feral cats, thanks.

 

  1. For When You Do Something Mildly Domestic

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Cleaned last week’s takeout from the fridge? Cooked a meal that was more complicated than punching buttons on the microwave? Finally made one thing from your Pinterest board? Time for a celebratory drink, you sexy homemaker, you.

 

  1. For Every Time Your Friends Cancelled Plans With You

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You both secretly wanted this. Let’s be honest… this is probably the reason why they cancelled in the first place. Being a sociable adult < hunkering down in your bed like a hibernating grizzly bear to bingewatch Netflix.

 

  1. For Any Time Something In Your Home Breaks

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Your computer is acting up. Push the power button a bunch? Your phone is being weird. Hope it stops being weird? Your car’s side-view mirror falls off. Did you really need it anyway?

 

  1. For Any Time You Spent Money On An Adult-y Thing Instead of Booze or Lattes

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Ugh. You had to buy a DISHRACK this week? Such a burden on your finances. That night out with your friends where you suddenly felt very generous and bought everyone shots? A necessary expense.

 

  1. For Any Time You Do Something Semi-Responsible

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It doesn’t take much. Maybe you did more than the bare minimum surface-clean of your apartment. Maybe you paid off a credit card. You did some serious adulting today. Well done. Time for a nap.

 

Funny 2016 State Of The Union Memes

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If you missed President Barack Obama’s final State of the Union address, then apparently you missed out on some hilarity as well. Social media websites, especially Twitter provided great commentary throughout the span of Obama’s speech. Although, probably not meant to be a humorous speech, the State of the Union address provided great laughs from almost everyone who watched.

 

Meme’s before the speech even took place

Before Obama even gave his final State of the Union speech, CNN published a video which recreated the State of the Union as a Wes Anderson film. Many viewers viewed the video as a fun way to lighten up his final address. Only about 4 minutes in length, you can view the video here. Shortly after the State of the Union address actually began, American’s took to Twitter, coming up with the hashtag #SOTU to give those who weren’t watching the speech a great view of all the fun stuff!

 

State of the Union Memes informative?

Now even though the State of the Union Memes were meant to be funny, they were actually pretty informative for those who missed the speech. They allowed people to know what was going, what was being said by the President, who was there, who looked bored out of their mind…you know , important stuff. Bustle.com provided a number of hilarious memes and here are some of our favorites.

 

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The tweet for this picture was: “When you slay your last #SOTU – this was Obama’s best speech since election night 2008 in Grant Park, Chicago.” – Basically showing Obama “got game”.

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“drink every time my mom or dad offers to “wipe that smirk off paul ryan’s face” #SOTU” – We can only imagine she is referring to that smirk which Paul Ryan, the Republican House Speaker of Wisconsin, had all night.

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“I want to be as cool as Joe Biden is when I grow up #sotu“- Just look at the face of the Vice President. Doesn’t he look like he would be a lot of fun to hang out with? No wonder this Twitter user wants to be cool like Joe Biden.
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“No matter if it’s republican or Democrat, I look @ these #sotu rebuttals like…“- Clearly this Twitter user is as unimpressed as Scooby and the gang.

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“Joe Biden looks at Obama the way that Kanye looks at Beyoncé #SOTU” – We all remember the VMA’s in 2009 when Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift, to announce how the award really should have went to Beyoncé? Kanye and Biden seem to have the same look, just for different people.

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“Soooo… Nancy Pelosi was using her Apple watch during #SOTU.”- Apparently Obama’s “brief speech” turned out to be a bit longer than anticipated. Even House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, seemed to have better ways to occupy her time. She kept checking her Apple watch throughout the speech…maybe she had more important messages to attend to?

 

Well overall, even with the hilarity the internet brought to a historical last State of the Union by President Obama, it was a speech with great values and insights.

 

Celebrities Who’ve Been Busted for Drugs

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Drugs are bad news. That may be something that everybody knows, but it’s definitely not something that everybody lives by. In fact, even some of the richest and most powerful people in the world- iconic celebrities- have gotten themselves in trouble with drugs in the past. Read on to learn about a few celebrities who’ve been busted for drugs, and learn from their bad example in the process!

Gregg Allman

You probably know Greg Allman as one of the members of The Allman Brothers Band. What you might not know, however, is that way back in 1976, he got arrested on federal drug charges. That’s some pretty serious stuff! However, he testified against others who were involved, which enabled him to avoid further criminal trouble, and has reportedly been sober since the 90s!

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton rose to television stardom with her role on The O.C. However, her squeaky clean teen image came to an end when she got pulled over in 2007 and got caught with marijuana on her person. She was also under the influence of alcohol and had to pay a huge fine, do a few hours in jail, and also spend three years on probation.

Aaron Carter

Even cute little pop stars have been caught with drugs. Singer Aaron Carter, baby brother to Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys fame, got arrested in 2008 for drug possession. He had two ounces of marijuana on him at the time but has managed to avoid trouble since then.

Ray Charles

The legendary Ray Charles is most remembered for his insane musical talent, but he’s also had quite a few brushes with the law over drugs in his day. He was arrested in 1958, 1961, 1964, and 1965 all on drug charges. Heroin and marijuana were his drugs of choice, but fortunately, he was able to overcome his addiction later in life.

Paris Hilton

The lovely Paris Hilton has had her fair share of trouble too. The hotel heiress and reality television star got arrested in Las Vegas in 2010 for possession of cocaine. Her boyfriend at the time, Cy Waits, also got busted in the traffic stop for driving under the influence of marijuana, which Hilton was allegedly high on at the time too.

Macaulay Culkin

Say it isn’t so! The 90s star, best known for his role in the holiday classic Home Alone, got arrested in 2004. He was carrying 17 grams of marijuana on him and also had an illegal stash of Xanax. The star was able to avoid any serious criminal consequences by agreeing to go to counseling and get help for his drug problem.

Robert Downy Jr.

While some celebrities like to stay silent on their drug usage, superstar Robert Downy Jr. has been open about his drug problems and drug busts back in his younger days. Arrests have ranged from misdemeanor drug possession to driving under the influence. Fortunately, though, Downy Jr. eventually “woke up,” got help, and has been able to build a thriving career…clean!

As you can see, lots of celebrities have had their struggles with drugs in the past, but the lucky ones have overcome them.