Sunday, 15 November 2009

Duvet Fluffing Spawns Big Idea

The Man and I were making the bed. Specifically, we were shaking the duvet cover.

"Shaking" isn't quite the right word. "Fluffing up*" would be better. An up and down motion, and just before the duvet reaches the highest point of its trajectory, it slows down and seems to float the last moment up and then down until, with a snap of our forearms, we flick the duvet back into an upward motion. Kinda like when they would bring the parachute into PE** in elementary school. I loved it when we got to play with the parachute. All of us sitting around it in a circle, holding onto the edges, and following the PE instructor's instructions.

It must have been a weekend morning because we were obviously not rushed. As we shook the duvet awake for the day, we chatted. Idly. About this and that. Mostly about our growing grievances with The Smoke.

"The Tube is a goddamn rip off."

"The weather sucks."

"It takes planning and commitment to see anyone across town. No spontaneity."

"We don't have any real friends. You meet someone cool, hang out for a while, and then they fuck off."

"The Tube is a fucking rip off."

"London is a fucking rip off. It gouges you."

Smattered between the complaints were points of defense. All those reasons why we love London. The buzz. The history. The cultural opportunities. The fact that this is home. My home. I have lived in London longer than I have lived anywhere.

Our conversation wasn't a new conversation. We've had it almost since we moved here.

London is a fucking rip off. It sucks the pounds out of your pocket and you have very little to show for it (a coffee, a newspaper, a journey on The Underground, and that spare tenner you had in your pocket, it's gone).

London is a transient city. Cool and interesting people move here; those cool and interesting people leave here. You'll be lucky to get to know how cool and interesting those cool and interesting people are. London's geographical girth makes it hard to pop around for a coffee or a cry. Taking the time to get to know someone often means an hour on the Tube to the other side of town (you don't take a taxi because the city is already making enough of a dent in your wallet). Someone living on the other side of London might as well be living in Bristol or Birmingham. What I'm trying to say: it's a difficult place to make long lasting friendships.

The weather sucks. (This is always My Man's point; whilst the weather doesn't directly get to me, it does get to The Man whose state of mind very much gets to me. )

On this particular weekend morning as we shook out our duvet, the conversation took a new turn.

"We've always talked about going back to Madrid. What's keeping us here?***"

*A phrasal verb you don't hear everyday.
**Physical Education
***I was tempted to reply, 'my blog.'

13 comments:

  1. Don't forget to send us all a postcard, better still an invite for the weekend...

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  2. Ah, yes maintaining friendships with people who don't 1. work where you work or 2. live in the same postcode as you or 3. live at least on the same tube line in london is nearly impossible! And yes, it's a fucking rip-off, and yes the weather is lousy!

    "to fluff up" is a phrasal verb with limited application, and one i don't think i'll bother my students with ;)

    Madrid?! No really?!

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  3. I love the kind of lateral introductions to your posts.

    Not rolling my eyes, thinking you're crazy or being judgemental. Even I, a confirmed country hick, can see that Madrid is a fantastic city for city people, and enjoy it myself when my visits are limited to the occasional weekend, or when I emerge from the backwaters of Vallecas into the elegant tree-lined streets of the city centre.

    So the very best of luck to both of you. And how long do you plan to keep us in suspense before telling us when?

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  4. Madrid?

    Cool.

    Better than Northampton or Bristol.

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  5. Duvets? I fucking hate duvets. They were all hand-stitched in hell by Satan himself. I had to change the cover on one in England this summer and the memory of wrestling with the uncooperative material makes me want to run straight for the liquour cabinet. And they're so fucking hot. I like to layer my bed linens...sheet, blanket and comforter in the winter and sheet and matelasse in summer. No duvets ever!

    Oh, and Madrid? Mmmm...tapas.

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  6. Yeah, I felt a lot of the same way about Oxford - minus the tube. Although Oxford public transport was a rip off. And my partner and I had many manifestations of the same conversation. And at the end of one of them, when one of us asked the same question and neither of us came up with a good answer, we decided to move. I miss the UK, but not enough for regret.

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  7. I hate making the bed. Most boring household thing ever.

    And I wish to repeat my earlier comment:

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    You must STAY.

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  8. No frigging way? Madrid? Dude. I'm so excited for you. Is this a definite?

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  9. Chris ~ Like The Kingdom, a dry and hot place. I warrant with much more to do though. So a good weekend get away!

    Mondraussie ~ Probably not one to waste your students' brain cells on, I agree. Madrid, yes! I'm one step closer to cielo!

    Pueblo Girl ~ Re: my introductions, thanks. I suppose it's my way of warming into the writing. I knew you wouldn't judge. ;-) But funny how you are leaving just as I decide to arrive. I hadn't even thought that the 'when' would be causing suspense. We've agreed a staged approach. I'll be coming out first (with The Dog) on a recon exercise and hopefully find work. The Man will follow later. February timeframe. Lots to do between now and then.

    Chris ~ You've got your thinking cap on. I like it; but keep thinking! (I will too).

    Daniel ~ And better than Brussels! (I think you had made a comment previously about Brussels)! x

    Franklin ~ Wow! I hit a nerve with the duvet! Soft, fluffy feathers get you riled! We'll have to have a discussion about it over tapas and a bottle of Ribera del Duero.

    Free Man ~ The UK overall is expensive for sure. Sounds like you guys had all of our conversations. We just got to the point where all the answers to the questions led to the conclusion that now was the time. It's exciting but scary too.

    Jo ~ I prefer making the bed when it's covered by a duvet (see Franklin's note). It's easier to make. Shake, shake. Fluff up pillow. Voila. Re: your command to stay, I have to say that I understand (and appreciate!) the sentiment. It's the reaction I have everytime someone I like decides to get up and go. Rest assured, I'll still be hanging out in this corner of the world. Just like you ... you've left, but you haven't! Love that you're still popping up electronically! x

    Sid ~ Yep and yep. I've told my boss, which is about as definite as it gets! :-)

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  10. Yeah, I mean I love Belgium for the ale and mash but I wouldn't want to fucking live there.

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  11. 'Ellie Does Espana'?

    I won't even charge for that one...

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  12. Sounds like great fun.

    If 'big smoke' was a London nickname, not sure for Madrid? - 'los meringues' would mean taking sides. Does this mean we will all need to take a crash course in Spanish to continue reading? "buena suerte"

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